BTC4BRIAN

Turning (wet) dreams into reality…

STUDENT starts BITCOIN fundraiser to LOSE VIRGINITY. Plans going on four-day SEX FEST with UNLIMITED women and booze!! (UPDATE: Just passed the $3000 mark!!!)

“It's just you, me, your hard-earned Bitcoin, and some Colombian Hookers.” - Brian

So, here’s the deal. There’s this Sex Island thing (yep, it's real) - a four-day sex fest on a private island with 60 of the finest hookers Colombia has to offer. “Incredible surprises, all meals included, free alcohol, yacht parties” is how the organziers - Good Girls Company (see what they did there, heh?) - advertise the escape. Pretty cool, huh?

I know what you’re thinking, but it’s completely legit and legal!

Bros helped me out

Bitcoins were recieved

Condoms I can buy right now

Anyway, the whole trip costs a little bit more than $5k (and a man’s gotta have some pocket change, too) so I thought - why not ask a bunch of strangers on the internet to pitch in.

I’ve asked a friend to create this shitty website and open a Bitcoin wallet for me. He said - “Brian, you’re crazy”, but, hey, wasn’t America built by the crazy ones, by the mistfits and the rebels? Is it not a man’s basic human right to at least get laid?

Here’s what you need to know about me: I’ve never had a girlfriend. I've had my fair share of texting relationships but they always end with me saying something really inappropriate and then the girl goes silent. It's a real fucking bummer.

I think its time for me to experience love and maybe something more. I think feeling a women’s touch will help me get out of my shell. Donate below and make my wet dreams come true!


We're doing it!

Woohoo! Almost there... bros donated!

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FAQ

Wait… is this a joke? Is it a scam?

Neither! This is real—and it's 100% transparent. You're literally giving your precious Bitcoin to a random dude on the internet who is going to spend it living a real-life porno.

What's in it for me? Do I get something?

You should feel good about yourself. Mother Teresa would be proud.

What are you going to do with this?

Have sex five times a day. Participate in an orgy. Get high as a kite. Snort coke of a woman’s ass… Oh, the list is endless.

How much do you need?

Well, the full 4-day package is advertised as $5000, but I could use a bit of pocket change for the flight, etc. You know how it is.

Alright, I’m convinced. How do I donate?

For Bitcoin, scan any of the QR codes on the page or copy the codes below. For Ethereum, Bitcoin Cash and Litecoin click on one of the dedicated buttons.

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